The 10 Commandments of Scientism
These are the rules. Follow them. Implicitly. We reserve the right to change them at any time.
In all seriousness, however, sincere thanks to the following channels and individuals for their contributions to this production, and to their work within the Flat Earth community as a whole:
Stephen “Knoxy” Knox
Mitchell from Australia
The Church of Heliocentricism
And special thanks to Pope Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cardinal Bill Nye, and Father Brian Cox for making it so obvious to all of us how full of poop your stories are. Keep up the great work! We sincerely appreciate it!